essentialasair:

i-love-mmfd:

thecurvatureoffinnsass:

theittybittytittycommitee:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

Omg I cried. These always make me feel better.

I am literally crying.

I might have died reading these. I’m crying and there’s snot dripping down my nose.

My lungs hurt from laughing so damn hard!

theacenightwatch:

deans-pudding:

kujider:

cumber-collectable:

sammycasdean:

todiscardanddiscover:

deans-pudding:

petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr 

why did no one ever think of this before

and the porn side cumblr ?

and the music side humblr?

whoa

what have I started

Punblr.

ianthebobo:

disseria:

because crack is what gets you up in the morning

This will always be the greatest teen wolf crack vid of all time.

Best of Autocorrect

jennaavh:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

I’m crying

yasminwithane:

Going oldschool Vlogbrothers for this design.
Inspired by this video from 2009.
'Oh wait, you probably meant, “How can I tell when my boyfriend's gonna propose?” Mm? See why spelling matters?’
John Green is just amazing.

yasminwithane:

Going oldschool Vlogbrothers for this design.

Inspired by this video from 2009.

'Oh wait, you probably meant, “How can I tell when my boyfriend's gonna propose?” Mm? See why spelling matters?’

John Green is just amazing.

Watch the latest episode and watch the chairs leaning on the door when glen wakes up hahaha they vanish into thin air lolol
handsobrien:

Stiles to Scott.

Oops. Sorry Scott.

handsobrien:

Stiles to Scott.

Oops. Sorry Scott.

rickgrimesbadass:

Buy The Walking Dead Items ==> http://bit.ly/173ReYr

rickgrimesbadass:

Buy The Walking Dead Items ==> http://bit.ly/173ReYr

People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. “For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.” If you didn’t know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie you’d seen. “They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be okay? And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the ‘mind adventures’ got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren’t unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee.” So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you’re in a science fiction movie. And whisper, “The creature is regenerating itself.”
George Carlin (via sunst0ne)
zachafalse:

i cant stop laughing

zachafalse:

i cant stop laughing